Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Truck That Time Forgot

So, last night my brother is visiting and we get Tango & Cash on Netflix Play Now. I realize I have done a lot of drugs and drinking since the last time I saw that movie, but how in the hell did I manage to suppress my memory of this?

This is a fucking bullet proof truck with a machine gun mounted on it and with nitrous oxide boosts. Tango and Cash use it to fight guys in trucks and construction vehicles and jump shit like the Dukes of Hazzard. I was so emasculated by this truck I dry humped a Manga pillow.