Thursday, January 29, 2009

This might be the best compliment I have ever received


simplyme:

"you are the twisted, drunk, chainsaw wicked, kindergarten teacher,bar hopping, womanizing, judgemental bigot."

I am going to fucking put this on my resume. This is so fucking awesome!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

America Needs More Domestic Violence


OK, any reader of my blog knows I like to "jokingly" tease about smacking women around. I only do it because it is funny and it pisses my wife off. Did I mention that I think it is funny?

Well, a good "she just fell down the stairs" joke is all well and good, but it stops (or is it starts?) being funny when abusive men blame the victim woman for the violence. Kind of like this ass-hat does.

Listen, needledickrag, beat on women all you fucking want. See if I care. However, it's all on you. You are a violent misogynistic limp-dicked insecure powerless little tool. Own up to it. If you are going to waste the energy on beating your woman, at least do it for the right reasons: Because you are drunk and you are an asshole. Skip the rant about how "sinfully proud" the woman is. It's unbecoming of a worthless, spinless turd.

You are a sinfully tea-bagged cockstamper, Bible Bully.