Thursday, July 30, 2009

Hammer Doomforger

You should have known damn well doing a search for that name would lead you here.

Hammer Doomforger is my Dwarven fighter in various D&D/LOTRO games.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Fuckin' American Nazis. I Hate American Nazis!

Well, as we all know I am pretty cavalier with the ol' insensitive ethnic stereotyping around here, but when does racism cease being funny and amusing and start being harmful?

How about shitting everything one of the greatest generations our country has ever had (both of my grandfathers fought the Nazis in WWII) and becoming a gun-toting Aryan asshat more concerned with keeping the white race pure than defending the nation you swore an oath to protect (making you a liar and a traitor!)?

Now, I *COULD* go on with my condemnation of these treasonous fucks, but let's skip that and get down to what the ol' Uncle Fekky does best: make fun of assholes!

Here's some fine examples of what these spineless, racist HaDiBahs have to say for themselves!

Asshat 1: "We must secure the exsistance of our people and a future for white children!"

Asshat 2: "I like to have fun, like to be intellectual when i need to be and a goofball when i can as well." ed.-good luck counting the grammar mistakes there! Not to mention the searing irony...

Asshat 3 (a double header of retardation!): "Its better to live one day as a lion, Than a hundred years as a sleep"

"...if we stay divided we will fade out of existences."

Asshat 4: "Family values are issential in preserving our race."

That's swell, guys. Thanks for reinforcing the idea in my head of hooking up a shotgun to my penis with my ejaculatory duct as the trigger followed by an operation to remove a couple ribs so I can "blow myself away".

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Worthless Dick Scum

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I admit I get some bizarre, guilty pleasure out of reading celebrity gossip. Why? I don't know. If I was forced to guess, I would say it is because I hate so many people, especially wealthy people that think they are pretty and important.

However, in my unfortunate grasping to get my fix, I have learned of "pseudo-celebrity" douchebag asswipes that infect our planet like little worthless fuckers, and I would have been better off never know of them and possibly being lobotomized to forget them.

So, even though I really have no one to blame but myself, I am going to be a hypocrite and blame (well, and to a lesser extent, Filmdrunk) for exposing me to the following worthless leeches on humanity, whom I would never have known otherwise because I only watch football, MMA, and pro-wrestling on tv and virtually never go to movies:

  • Paris Hilton
  • Perez Hilton
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Miley Cyrus
  • Lady Gaga
  • Rihanna
  • Chris Brown
  • Zac Efron
  • Jonas Brothers
  • Pete Wentz
  • Ashley/Jessica Simpson
  • That tubby little pregnant sister of Briney Spears'
  • Victoria Beckham
  • Lily Allen
  • Michael Bay (fuck his stupid ass)
  • Uwe Boll
  • Twilight and all the bullshit associated with it
  • Robert Pattinson
  • Kristen Stewart
  • Diablo Cody
  • Brooke Hogan
  • Nick Hogan
  • That Jon/Kate/8 ABOMINATION
  • Sienna Miller (what a cunt)
  • all of them dingleberry cuntfags from those shitty MMA movies (you are 130 lbs soaking wet, dickslap...OOOOO! SO INTIMIDATING! OH WHA AH AH AH! I TAKE SHITS BIGGER THAN YOU!)
  • GLARING OMISSION #1-Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (talk about a couple of fucking worthless shits)
  • Carrie Prejean
  • Justin Bieber
I will add to this as I see fit. I hope all of the fucking dirtbag, bottom-feeding losers on this list get the same butthole disease that killed Michael Jackson! Baseless assertion FTW!