For those not in the know, Chuckles the Clown was a local clown that got arrested (and eventually set free) because he was at the Wal Mart in Moline making balloon animals for kids on Cinco De Mayo with his dick hanging out of his clown pants.
This made me wonder, what nicknames does Chuckles have for his penis? Therefore, I am proud to present:
TOP TEN NICKNAMES FOR CHUCKLES THE CLOWN'S COCK!
- Giggles (JHC)
- The Squirting Flower (Pauly)
- The Clown Car-You will be amazed at how much comes out of it! (Stoney)
- Midget Shooting Cannon (Crotchal)
- Chuckles' Rectal Thermometer (Eibmoz)
- Balloony Balogna (Flux)
- Chuckles' Whistle "Blow on it, kid!" (Fek'lhr)
- Mr. Microphone (Stoney)
- Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie (Pauly)
- The Mighty Fuk'lhr (Eibmoz)