Saturday, November 12, 2011

Breaking News: Wal Mart Employee Fatally Assaulted By Klingon

A Klingon wearing red Chucks and shopping at the Super Wal Mart in Iowa City, IA became enraged and violently murdered the idiot behind the counter when she expressed ignorance over turnips. He was able to beam out before being apprehended by police, and is suspected of being on his way to detonate the Sun, screaming, "I don't want to invade this planet any more! Guy'cha!"

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