Friday, January 8, 2010
Clothing chain draws Klingon ire
OK, so this clothing retailer I have never heard of (H&M) somehow managed to piss me off by being big time yeast infection douche-queefs. See that picture there? That lady found gigantic garbage bags behind the H&M stuffed with unsold clothing (that apparently contained a lot of Wal Mart apparel, too). The killer? H&M had slashed the shit out of the clothes so they would be unwearable!
Let's put this into perspective, they have a bunch of unsold clothing merchandise after the holiday in an economy that is downturned and instead of donating the clothing and jackets to charity they decide to throw out the clothes, but not only that, have employees take the time to shred these clothes so they will be unwearable.
My blood is so hot right now that my eyeballs are boiling in place.
If that isn't enough to make you want to nuke all of their stores and abduct their management and administrators, drive them out to an abandoned warehouse, and individually lance each of them in their cold, little black hearts with a gigantic frozen urine javelin, look at this:
I SAID LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!!!
That's right. It's fucking skirts for men. H&M has skirts for men. LOOK AT IT!
We need to do more than boycott H&M, we need to eradicate it from the human genome.