Friday, September 26, 2008

New Dream-CUNT PUNCH!!!


I am not going to bore you with the benign details of this dream, and get right to the facial!

In my dream, I was in a situation where these two girls were fighting in a locker room (Kahless, I love me!), and one girl was drowning the other in the sink, so I ran up behind her and screamed, at the top of my lungs, "CUNT PUNCH!!!" (think Goku and KA-MAY-HA-MA-YAAAAAAAH!), and uppercutted her right in the fucking tuna pie!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

New Dream-"Buffalo Bill-Born"

OK, on a scale from 1 to 10, I DIDN'T need this dream about infinity, but here we go!

My dream takes place before the events of Silence of the Lambs, in fact before poor hapless Jame Gumb even killed his first victim.

Jame was a quiet little homosexual man that liked to cross dress and had just found a new boyfriend. He was trying very hard to impress and turn on this (nameless, in my dream) man, he really liked him a lot.

Well, one night Jame dressed himself up pretty in red lingerie, lipstick, and a short blonde wig so the nameless man could take pictures while he posed for him.

The photoshoot was going well, and Jame was sure the nameless man was enjoying his posing, until, inexplicably, the nameless man became angry and started shouting angrily at poor, timid little Jame:

"No! NO! Fuck it, Jame, you just don't fucking get it! You are fucking terrible, no matter how hard you try, you are just an ugly guy writhing around on the floor like a slut! You disgust me, you could never be a woman, you are too fucking ugly! I fucking hate you!"

The ranting went on and on as Jame was crying, the nameless man kept screaming at him, "Go ahead and cry like a woman, Jame, but you will never be one! You are an ugly man dressed like a bitch!"

At some point, Jame stops crying...or maybe "Buffalo Bill" stopped crying, he stands up and strangles the nameless man to death.

I got the idea from this dream it may have been a "turning point" in Jame Gumb's life.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Overflood Silas-The Story No One WIll Give A Shit About


When I was a lad, I had this Burger King doll. My brother and I hated it with a fiery red hot passion. We would actually spend violent sessions beating this toy with branches, dropping it off of buildings, throwing it at walls, "force feeding" it dogshit, and hanging it from a tree.

We didn't like calling it Burger King, so we named him "Overflood Silas".

DON'T JUDGE ME!