Wednesday, December 17, 2008

My seething hatred for the human race continues


ROFLKOTAL! Wouldn't it be funny if someone named their child, "Adolf Hitler"? Think of all the hilarious antics that could and would ensue!

No, really.

And they wonder why the grocery store didn't want to make a cake with the child's FULL name on it?

These forshak-hut dwelling yIntaghs need to go breed themselves to extinction. Wow, great shock value you have going there, Ace, you and your little family of Nazi children! Oh, did I forget to mentions that little Adolf's sister is "JoyceLynn Aryan Nation", and their fuckwad father likes to proclaim his German heritage by wearing "a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II". Oooooooo...PROFOUND!

Listen, dicktucker, this doesn't make you "original" or a visionary. You want to shake up some social boundaries? Start doing birthday parties in orphanages and Ronald McDonald Houses as a clown named "Child Killing Pedophile". Be sure to include a sexually themed balloon animal routine, pictures of the Holocaust, and lots of "nigger" jokes.

By Kahless' Beard, but do they grow these humans stupid these days!

1 comment:

Stephanie said...

I read this the other day. It is so fucking sad that these poor kids are being brought up by people like this. They have no hope to turn out normal. Makes me sick.