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Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Overflood Silas-The Story No One WIll Give A Shit About
When I was a lad, I had this Burger King doll. My brother and I hated it with a fiery red hot passion. We would actually spend violent sessions beating this toy with branches, dropping it off of buildings, throwing it at walls, "force feeding" it dogshit, and hanging it from a tree.
We didn't like calling it Burger King, so we named him "Overflood Silas".