Monday, July 28, 2008

New Dream-Ain't It Shitty?


There really isn't much to this dream, but it does have a high concentration of unpleasant imagery.

I was supposed to be a swimsuit model for a "Big & Tall" magazine. I was basically in a thong. (I'm fat, BTK.)

*waits for laughter to subside*

I was at a pool in LA for the shoot, and Harry Knowles was directing it.

*waits for laughter to subside*

I was getting sunburned, and said I needed more lotion. Harry offered to do it for me.

After the shoot, we went to a "Topless McDonalds" where all the girls there are naked fat chicks. It was pretty cool.

1 comment:

Chris said...

A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep. everything is all right.