Well, when I was 6 years old, my parents divorced. Subsequently, they both shacked up with some Grade A fucking dirtball losers. This is the story about the woman my dad shacked up with for a while, and if you have read the title of this blog, you can fucking guess what it is about.
We will call this woman Scuzz. She originally lived in apartment in a nearby town with her young daughter (about 8), Thumper, and her roommate, a woman I will call T Rex. Here is a brief intro to all 3 characters:
- Scuzz was a fat truckstop hooker that was high 24-7 and practically sweat marijuana.
- T Rex was about as feminine as a battle ax, and looked like the Brawny guy with long hair.
- Thumper was a very confused and lonely little girl.
Often when we were locked up high in the bedroom, Thumper would get completely naked and try to get my brother and I to emulate sex with her. She told us she learned it from the guys her mom brought home.
Scuzz was worthless. she would sit around naked all day, save for a sheet wrapped around her, and get high all day and night. Thumper wasn't enrolled in school, and T Rex was a world class bitch. Scuzz also liked to remind us how much she hated kids.
Fortunately, my dad came home from work early one day and found us locked out. He went inside to find Scuzz eating out T Rex with some John doing her from behind. She went bye-bye after that.