Wednesday, February 20, 2008
I had this great idea for a gun. It would be called the "Chainsaw Gun", and it would fire chainsaws at 100 rounds per second. The chainsaws would all be full size and running, and they would also be incendiary and chock full of sem-tex.
These guns would be useful for keeping neighbors off your lawn, clearing out parking spaces, "dispersing" riots, game hunting, expressing displeasure at an unfavorable employee review, breaking the ice with members of your family you don't like, silencing crowds, or making children cry.