Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Guest Commentary by The Mighty Fek'lhr

QaPlah! The Mighty Fek'lhr would recount a tale of a spineless yIntagh to all of you cowering pieces of forshak. You see, He was not always known as The Mighty Fek'lhr, He was once a young man in high school named Matthias.

In high school, Matthias knew of a young derelict with inferior mental capacity. Not wanting to name names, He will refer to him as Duras. Duras was the same age as Matthias, but severely lacked the mental capacity of a toddler (let alone a high school student). In fact, this groveling, sniveling baktag was so stupid, that once during 9th grade science he saw fit to stick a FORK in the electrical outlet, shorting out the line to the classroom. Needless to say, Duras had ruined the microscope experiment for the entire class, including Matthias.

Now, the thing that really perplexed Matthias was Duras' incessant and persistent name calling. Duras seemed obsessed to find a mocking anecdote about Matthias that rhymed with his name. What Duras eventually arrived at was "My thigh hurts". Yes. "My thigh hurts." was the absolutely ineffective taunt that this raving yIntagh would hurl at Matthias in class.

How does one respond to that? The universe may never know.

2 comments:

Watanabex said...

greeting Fek it's me Watanabex over from FD awesome commentary hope you post again

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